She knows what she did...or did she?

Helllllooooo all two of you who actually read my blog! Hope your summer has been super. Although I wasn't planning on starting this up again until the proper network season started in a few months, The Hills is back. It's too big to not cover especially with all the press it has been getting lately. I went into this season thinking I knew it all but after last night's episodes my ideas may have changed a bit. So here are some thoughts on what went down:

So last night was incredible. First of all I was super pumped that there were two episodes. Double trouble. Although I thought that perhaps Heidi was a part of the 'bring Lauren down so I can pump up my own Paris Hilton look alike pop music career' scheme from the beginning, last night's episodes may have changed my mind. I think Audrina was right, she has been a little brainwashed, or at least hoodwinked. My personal theory is that Spencer, aka he who must not be named, is really using Heidi in his whole scheme to dominate the world. He's an evil genious really-and his ghetto fabulous 'Hollywood' living room mural proves it. From the clueless look on Heidi's face during the fight I think she actually may not have known about the rumor in the beginning. Poor Heidi. Although now that the screaming match has taken place it's time for Heidi to stop trying to reconcile and jump on board to take Lauren down.

Moving on-what the crap is with Audrina's dude Justin Bobby? First of all-he's way to awkward and not cute and needs a good hair scrubbing. Maybe they are perfect for each other because together at least they have a combined total of 4 brain cells. I mean she stands Lauren up for this guy? And thank goodness for the return of Lo. LC probably had a more fun night with her anyway. She's everyone's favorite-let's face it. I hope she is recurring. I loved it when she questions Justin Bobby on his name-Priceless.

Also props to Lauren for makin out with the British dude. Anyone with an accent is automatically a little bit cuter.

Ok so what did you think? Did you think Heidi was in on starting the rumor? Will Lo be a recurring character? Will Lauren wear baby doll dresses all season? How old is Lauren's mom-cause geez!? Will Audrina ever figure out what to actually call her new boyfriend? What was the deal with Jason being on upcoming episodes? Do you think that he who must not be named has had his top lip permanently glued to his teeth so it does not ever move? Should guys with blond hair have beards? Will Whitney come off a little smarter than she did last night?