First things first: Seriously does 'he who must not be named' top lip ever moved? Did his dentist dad have it afixed? I know I've mentioned this before, sorry, but it really bothers me. So Heidi asked Spence to go with her to meet the fam. He reluctantly said yes, and it seems that he's totally freaked out. (It seems like this relationship is getting too real for him, yes?) Uh did they take a private plane? Small town, whatever, is a private plane really necessary? How exactly does Spencer have any income? At any rate the Heidi's seem to like him for some weird reason. Between you and me I think Heidi's pops is gettin wise to Spence's evil game as evidenced by their little mountainside chat. (Did you notice that the horses didn't even want to face him?) Let me just say that maybe I'm a 40 year old person but the Heidi's were saying some important things. Listen Up Heidi!!! I totally loved that they grilled him at dinner and he turned out to be an immature little kid. True colors Heidi-open your eyes! Why can everyone else but Heidi see it! How hilarious is it that Spencer had to sleep on the couch. Awesome.
While Top lip and Blondie are in the mountains familying it up, Brody is throwing a BBQ with all kinds of ladies and Mailbu fun. They are 'about to get their fitness on,' bt-dubs. While the fitness ensues, Brodie breaks himself! After what seems to be a 15 minute hospital trip, he comes back with x-rays and a badass cast. Come on ladies, who doesn't love a cast?...Looks like LC sure does...interesting. Is there love flaming yet again like the flames from the trash can on the beach side?
A bit later on the beach Lauren has a bit of a drunk cry, God love her, and Dreens is right there to cheer her up and remind her that she's got some great stuff going on despite losing Heidi. While Audrina and Justin dirty guy seemed to have hit it off in the waves earlier that day, when he left her helmet on the couch Dreens is out! Lauren then cheers her right up by pointing out what a D-bag he was all along.
Alert: My obsession with Lo has reached new heights. Hats are generally not a good idea, but dang it Lo! So cute! Girl can pull it off!
Questions: Are LC and Brodie getting back together? On the scenes from the next did Spence-o-rama seriously have a beard, cause ew? Is Audrina really done with Dirty Bobby?
Monday, August 27, 2007
Monday, August 20, 2007
Eat your Pinkberry and Enjoy Life!
He who must not be named never ceases to amaze. First of all was the atrociousness that was the Hollywood spray paint 'art mural' and now the arcade game? He is seriously something else. I did appreciate Heidi's quip of, "when is it going back?" Take back the control girl! Call me crazy but this episode made me hearken back to the days of Team Heidi just a lil bit.
So I've had the unfortunate opportunity to be the third wheel many times and let me just say I think Lauren's triple date with Audrina and Justin Bobby, aka JBob Hoodie Greaser, was by far the most awkward. If the burps alone weren't enough his blatant disregard for what Lauren's thoughts did the trick. Is it just me or does JBobbles have some sort of Eddie Vedder circa '91 thing going on? Quick note to Audrina:
"Hey girl, I know you don't gots all the smerts in the world, but have you seen yourself? You are two steps above cute, lady, and I think you can do way better than JBubs. I'm saying this as your friend. He's no gentleman Dreens. Be done with him! In the words of my roommate Leanne, 'ew he is so yuckie." So true Leannepants.
Did anyone notice that the second time they show Heidi and Spencer's apt there are magically two arcade games. When did this turn into Spencer's magical playhouse? Thank heavens that the white paint arrived, but poor Heidi that roller is as big as she is! Good for Heidi standing up for herself. I still have love for the girl, and the more I see makes me believe that the blond one has his hooks in her good.
Hooray Lo returns (for only one scene) and brings the fun! I also have the sneeking suspicion that if there were a Pinkberry in my vicinity I would be totally obsessed. I don't even really know what it is, but I think it's in the ice cream family, which means it's a part of my family.
Questions to ponder: Is Justin Bebbs in a band, I'm guessing yes. I'm also guessing that a crowd favorite is their version of Evenflow. Did you feel kinda like ole Spencenator was going to haul off and kick some tiny Heidi tail when the 'art' was destroyed? What's the deal with Whitney, she was only in 1 scene! More Whitney and Lo!!!! Alright peeps, hope you enjoyed this weeks episode and it holds you over until next week.
So I've had the unfortunate opportunity to be the third wheel many times and let me just say I think Lauren's triple date with Audrina and Justin Bobby, aka JBob Hoodie Greaser, was by far the most awkward. If the burps alone weren't enough his blatant disregard for what Lauren's thoughts did the trick. Is it just me or does JBobbles have some sort of Eddie Vedder circa '91 thing going on? Quick note to Audrina:
"Hey girl, I know you don't gots all the smerts in the world, but have you seen yourself? You are two steps above cute, lady, and I think you can do way better than JBubs. I'm saying this as your friend. He's no gentleman Dreens. Be done with him! In the words of my roommate Leanne, 'ew he is so yuckie." So true Leannepants.
Did anyone notice that the second time they show Heidi and Spencer's apt there are magically two arcade games. When did this turn into Spencer's magical playhouse? Thank heavens that the white paint arrived, but poor Heidi that roller is as big as she is! Good for Heidi standing up for herself. I still have love for the girl, and the more I see makes me believe that the blond one has his hooks in her good.
Hooray Lo returns (for only one scene) and brings the fun! I also have the sneeking suspicion that if there were a Pinkberry in my vicinity I would be totally obsessed. I don't even really know what it is, but I think it's in the ice cream family, which means it's a part of my family.
Questions to ponder: Is Justin Bebbs in a band, I'm guessing yes. I'm also guessing that a crowd favorite is their version of Evenflow. Did you feel kinda like ole Spencenator was going to haul off and kick some tiny Heidi tail when the 'art' was destroyed? What's the deal with Whitney, she was only in 1 scene! More Whitney and Lo!!!! Alright peeps, hope you enjoyed this weeks episode and it holds you over until next week.
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
She knows what she did...or did she?
Helllllooooo all two of you who actually read my blog! Hope your summer has been super. Although I wasn't planning on starting this up again until the proper network season started in a few months, The Hills is back. It's too big to not cover especially with all the press it has been getting lately. I went into this season thinking I knew it all but after last night's episodes my ideas may have changed a bit. So here are some thoughts on what went down:
So last night was incredible. First of all I was super pumped that there were two episodes. Double trouble. Although I thought that perhaps Heidi was a part of the 'bring Lauren down so I can pump up my own Paris Hilton look alike pop music career' scheme from the beginning, last night's episodes may have changed my mind. I think Audrina was right, she has been a little brainwashed, or at least hoodwinked. My personal theory is that Spencer, aka he who must not be named, is really using Heidi in his whole scheme to dominate the world. He's an evil genious really-and his ghetto fabulous 'Hollywood' living room mural proves it. From the clueless look on Heidi's face during the fight I think she actually may not have known about the rumor in the beginning. Poor Heidi. Although now that the screaming match has taken place it's time for Heidi to stop trying to reconcile and jump on board to take Lauren down.
Moving on-what the crap is with Audrina's dude Justin Bobby? First of all-he's way to awkward and not cute and needs a good hair scrubbing. Maybe they are perfect for each other because together at least they have a combined total of 4 brain cells. I mean she stands Lauren up for this guy? And thank goodness for the return of Lo. LC probably had a more fun night with her anyway. She's everyone's favorite-let's face it. I hope she is recurring. I loved it when she questions Justin Bobby on his name-Priceless.
Also props to Lauren for makin out with the British dude. Anyone with an accent is automatically a little bit cuter.
Ok so what did you think? Did you think Heidi was in on starting the rumor? Will Lo be a recurring character? Will Lauren wear baby doll dresses all season? How old is Lauren's mom-cause geez!? Will Audrina ever figure out what to actually call her new boyfriend? What was the deal with Jason being on upcoming episodes? Do you think that he who must not be named has had his top lip permanently glued to his teeth so it does not ever move? Should guys with blond hair have beards? Will Whitney come off a little smarter than she did last night?
So last night was incredible. First of all I was super pumped that there were two episodes. Double trouble. Although I thought that perhaps Heidi was a part of the 'bring Lauren down so I can pump up my own Paris Hilton look alike pop music career' scheme from the beginning, last night's episodes may have changed my mind. I think Audrina was right, she has been a little brainwashed, or at least hoodwinked. My personal theory is that Spencer, aka he who must not be named, is really using Heidi in his whole scheme to dominate the world. He's an evil genious really-and his ghetto fabulous 'Hollywood' living room mural proves it. From the clueless look on Heidi's face during the fight I think she actually may not have known about the rumor in the beginning. Poor Heidi. Although now that the screaming match has taken place it's time for Heidi to stop trying to reconcile and jump on board to take Lauren down.
Moving on-what the crap is with Audrina's dude Justin Bobby? First of all-he's way to awkward and not cute and needs a good hair scrubbing. Maybe they are perfect for each other because together at least they have a combined total of 4 brain cells. I mean she stands Lauren up for this guy? And thank goodness for the return of Lo. LC probably had a more fun night with her anyway. She's everyone's favorite-let's face it. I hope she is recurring. I loved it when she questions Justin Bobby on his name-Priceless.
Also props to Lauren for makin out with the British dude. Anyone with an accent is automatically a little bit cuter.
Ok so what did you think? Did you think Heidi was in on starting the rumor? Will Lo be a recurring character? Will Lauren wear baby doll dresses all season? How old is Lauren's mom-cause geez!? Will Audrina ever figure out what to actually call her new boyfriend? What was the deal with Jason being on upcoming episodes? Do you think that he who must not be named has had his top lip permanently glued to his teeth so it does not ever move? Should guys with blond hair have beards? Will Whitney come off a little smarter than she did last night?
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